we came so hard we nearly blacked out

Sons of liberty
We never change
We are still here dude
New projects coming up in a larger ass scale
Escapism of gigantic proportions.
We can do: openings, clubs, bars, jokes, porn, television and EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
Give me my bong back bitch!

Next up we will travel, we are looking forward. We löve you and miss you.

Final fantasy: Sons of liberty 5 or 6 or something.
Write it down:
Final fantasy!!!
And again
Final Fantasy
This projects contains. We are not sure if we will bring it on to the big stage or defragment it into smaller tents in your garden and in your livingroom. Tell us what you want us to do. We love you, we are here and there for you. Don..t do reality checks - we tried it, it hurts.

we came so hard we nearly blacked out.

we will be sneaking around the world for the next year,
bloodsucking our way through transylvania and knaske tørre
hudlignende kjeks med paven i rom på hans balkong. innføre
armageddon i new york en gang for alle ved å senke
husleiene drastisk og bo der en stund.

we are a lot of things. mostly we are out of here.

We are going to videoblogg on youtube, watch http://sonsofliberty-hallojs.blogspot.com/ for more information

WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID BOREDOM

send us your favourite songs and we will make a cd for you
with our cover versions or we will come to your home and
perform them with a small electric piano and maraccas
formed as skulls. we will come and watch video with you,
we will even bring the video. invite us anywhere to
anything, and we will be there. as a rule.
You call us. You pay for the call. We offer sexual service,
tarot readings and that stuff that Dr Phil does. We can talk
dirty for hours. We can even come to your house and talk
dirty for food or beverages for hours. We can read you
dirty novels in funny dialects over the phone or live or
send you a recording of it. For hours. We are bored but not
boring. We live in scandinavia. Don..t be afraid. If you
f---k with us we promise you will have a good time. If you
f---k with us we f---k your mother and she will have a
swell time. We also do home made trash porn personalized
for your every twist and desire. We can cheer you up and
suicide will never cross your mind again. Cross fingers.
call repeatedly and we will turn you into a vampire. pull
out all your teeth. beat up handsome men that torture you
with their unaccessible beauty. dress up as ground-hogs and
frolic in your garden. bask in sin on patio. give you a free
haircut. pick all the apples we can carry, and watch us run
away with the loot up to five times a day. sit with you and
comment anything that happens, with distaste. we are also
availiable for snowball fights, and late at night call us
and we will show up and walk you home for the price of the
cab to where you might be.
Completely re decorate your house and entire building with
match and wood, huff and puff, wake you up every morning by
humping and pumping on your belly, keep you up all night
with sing and dance, do eatable non-continental breakfast, be your wife and your wääääfe, recite the entire LOTR
trilogy while making puppets of troll deg and your clothes
and cutlery, we can hang with you like saddam, we can be
horny and afraid for you (kåt og reidd) Vi are HIJOS DE
FRUTAS and if you have a psychological problem, which is that you never think, call us and we will explain in depth
why few things are more turn-off than tango. instant
asshole, just add booze.
mail us today and we will send you phone number fro free,
and throw in a couple of extra numbers from our contact lists!!
and if you are feeling like you want to experience being a
woman we will call you up to tell you 70 times a day that
all the things you love doing are unnatural for you. male
activities such as drinking alcohol and having sex.

Check us out!