onsdag 16. september 2009
SONS OF LIBERTYs udistanserte Hongi hjerter og hjerner spiddet av enhjørningens anti-transcendentale regnbågs hallojs rosa horfluff med en twist
Nå er den her! Boka alle har ventet i flere tusen år på i sine små huler mens stormen har herjet ubarmhjertig utenfor, nå kan vi slappe av i stormens øye i en god stol og lese:
SONS OF LIBERTYs udistanserte Hongi hjerter og hjerner spiddet av enhjørningens anti-transcendentale regnbågs hallojs rosa horfluff med en twist
Inneholder alle Sons of Libertys manus gjennom 6 år, samt et solostykke av Lisa Lie og et solostykke av Stina Kajaso. Dette er ny svorsk dramatikk. Løp og kjøp!
NB! Pre Sang Real: Sons of Liberty 4 rakk ikke deadlinen, meneksisterer som vedlegg man kan få tilsendt av Oktober forlag eller laste ned selv fra:
http://www.oktober.no/nor/boeker/skjoennlitteratur/lyrikk_dramatikk/sons_of_libertys_udistanserte_hongi_hjerter_og_hjerner_spiddet_av_enhjoerningens_anti_transcendentale_regnbaags_hallojs_rosa_horfluff_med_en_twist
tirsdag 2. desember 2008
PRE SANG REAL
SE OPP FOR PRE SANG REAL/SONS OF LIBERTY 4 COMING PLUTSELIG OG BRUTALEFFEKTIVT I APRIL 2009 SVEIPER SOM SVARTEDAUDEN TIL EN KJELLER I NÆRHETEN AV DER DU SAKTE BLØR IHJEL HEKLET FAST TIL ET STORT OPP-NED KAKTUS-KORS.
VI ER KAKER. EN GAVE. EN BLODOVERFØRING. STORE BLODPOSER. YOUR BODY IS WATERBAG.
Vill VI så mycket, VI älskar äh och allt möjligt och bara lita på det Völker, slappna Handel, luta äh tillbaka och, das der Liebe glaubt.
Alla älskar en-Gott återuppståndelse.
Söhne der Freiheit på riktigt Dunkelheit geht. För det är kärlek. VI Hin- und Herbewegung RSR I mörkret. Zu den rückseitigen Mittelalter gehen Sie. Wir kriechen über das Land. Wir fegen über dem Land wie Pest. Wir erhalten Pest. Zurück zu dem schwarzen. Söhne der Freiheit mehr släcker lampan. Vill VI tillbaka, zum då Mann fick bränna häxor medeltiden. Är VI inte där, det kanske inte är viktigt för Leute. Vad är viktigt för Völker? Är de Där? Det Är de Ju, det är ju självklart. Vill de Vara där? Det Tierarztmann ju inte, nej det ska VI inte prata COM. Huvudsaken är ju ATT det är mörkt så ATT Mann får ta på Sig själv.”
Sons of Liberty, vi sveper fram som pesten. Vi släcker lampan, det är mörkt. Mörkt som the dark ages.
Underjorden er viktig og.
Mörkt som i underjorden.
Följ med ner i källaren, en äkta subkultur av människor som hålls inspärrade i allt från 2 veckor till 35 år. Nu kravlar de ut av Europas källarbodar och startar en förening.
Vi spärrar in oss i källaren tillsammans med er och kanske kan ni smita ut. Vi tror på att god stämning kan gro ut av tvång.
En är vampyr.
Vi vet inte vem, det får bli en överraskning.
En är forest family.
Vi vet inte vem, det får också bli en överraskning.
Ja. Allt får bli en överraskning.
Från mardröm till mardröm. Ett stycke på ca en timme
VI ER KAKER. EN GAVE. EN BLODOVERFØRING. STORE BLODPOSER. YOUR BODY IS WATERBAG.
Vill VI så mycket, VI älskar äh och allt möjligt och bara lita på det Völker, slappna Handel, luta äh tillbaka och, das der Liebe glaubt.
Alla älskar en-Gott återuppståndelse.
Söhne der Freiheit på riktigt Dunkelheit geht. För det är kärlek. VI Hin- und Herbewegung RSR I mörkret. Zu den rückseitigen Mittelalter gehen Sie. Wir kriechen über das Land. Wir fegen über dem Land wie Pest. Wir erhalten Pest. Zurück zu dem schwarzen. Söhne der Freiheit mehr släcker lampan. Vill VI tillbaka, zum då Mann fick bränna häxor medeltiden. Är VI inte där, det kanske inte är viktigt för Leute. Vad är viktigt för Völker? Är de Där? Det Är de Ju, det är ju självklart. Vill de Vara där? Det Tierarztmann ju inte, nej det ska VI inte prata COM. Huvudsaken är ju ATT det är mörkt så ATT Mann får ta på Sig själv.”
Sons of Liberty, vi sveper fram som pesten. Vi släcker lampan, det är mörkt. Mörkt som the dark ages.
Underjorden er viktig og.
Mörkt som i underjorden.
Följ med ner i källaren, en äkta subkultur av människor som hålls inspärrade i allt från 2 veckor till 35 år. Nu kravlar de ut av Europas källarbodar och startar en förening.
Vi spärrar in oss i källaren tillsammans med er och kanske kan ni smita ut. Vi tror på att god stämning kan gro ut av tvång.
En är vampyr.
Vi vet inte vem, det får bli en överraskning.
En är forest family.
Vi vet inte vem, det får också bli en överraskning.
Ja. Allt får bli en överraskning.
Från mardröm till mardröm. Ett stycke på ca en timme
tirsdag 4. november 2008
dagens gladmelding fra Sons of Slavery
shut your face pineapple man or I shall slice you into smoothie!!
søndag 2. november 2008
Plase forgive
Our pubertal outburst, it´s only going to get worse.
Here we have some extracts from our Kate Pendry tribute.
We call ourselves Transylvanian cocky mimes. You can interpret this any way you like. We want to heal the world and make it a better place for you and for me and the entire...
Enjoy.
Here we have some extracts from our Kate Pendry tribute.
We call ourselves Transylvanian cocky mimes. You can interpret this any way you like. We want to heal the world and make it a better place for you and for me and the entire...
Enjoy.
tirsdag 14. oktober 2008
med stor D
Dont you coke up to me and say you like it, its better you say you hate it thats the truth exactly.
...so you say its no gut to run but it feels so much bezzer now that its done...
You make your own stalkers and thats gut. Then you take the afri cola and Peyote kann grossartich sein. Then you take Berlin. Then you take em all. And no, you are not the one who inflicts pain (b i t t e r) Thats our job.
Your love is something I cannot believe in. Now that I have sucked and fucked my way to a free ticket im sure as hell gonna go to your concert to laugh at you. Im so cheap im for free. Im a cheap recurring blue monday. endsnejghkshdlik.
D friday. d-day. Independence day. Be proud of thyself thy demon.
Hear ye hear ye:
Its better to be the prostitute in the shitty ass sado club with three cocks in ear giving you a free ticket to the biggest show on earth, than the whore on the streets or the slave by your side ye old ball and chain.
Hear ye hear ye abandon all hope ye who enter here. Where were you when we called the police?
Sons of slippery - who are they? Last time I heard they were cocky ass mimes in berlin? Raspustina and Raspulisa the old witches in by slaves picked cotton hair in hollowland 2 - Vive la revolution vive la france! We have come to an understanding thats is why we refuse to. We refuse to take hints and we do not lay by the rules, we cheat in poker and billjard and rugby and fia med knuff so all you eager beavers be gone. Be gone i say. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Curs ye. School of seduction. Bring your gay friends, ease my mexican pain. Eat my mexican pie.
Dont be so hard on your self dont be all hard by yourself and please change and be nice. We can make it harder for you than your ever thought psycically pyssible. epuis. bom bom. kakkerallakaakam boom ich bin die stimme von der käse. Ich habe etwas mitgebracht. chai undt permanent. mein hertz kjennt.
Welcome: This party will go on alll night we have performance and music and we are famous and will go on all night and you will not notice the difference between tape and livemusic we are so minimalistic we dont even exicst we are so nonexcistent tant we are dead fishes welcome to our show. I have to hide and we sort of invited you but you didt understand that we didnt mean it. REFUSAL TO TAKE HINTS WHEN YOU SAY THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU MAN I NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU I HAVE SO MUCH FUN WE CAN PLAY SING AND DANCE TOGETHER IVE DREAMT ABOUT THIS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE IM OVERTHROWN BY THIS YOU FEEL LIKE HOME TO ME IM AFRAID TO LOOSE YOU PLEASE STAY IN MY LIFE I AM CRAZY ABOUT YOU HOW CAN YOU EVEN QUESTION THAT THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING. THIS IS DESTINY CAFE DESTINA YOU ARE LUCKY TO MEET ME YOU NEED TIME YOU NEED TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS YOUR ALL POWERFUL EMOTIONS YOU NEED TO GO ON AND ON LIKE A DURACELL RABBBIT AND CHASE MY EGO TILL IT EXPLODES IM GOING TO EXPLODE INSIDE YOU: tant tant: I WANT YOU BUT IM NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU YOU WILL ONLY HURT YOURSELF IM SHARP AS PAPER: I HAVE EDGE: IM A BEAUTIFUL MAN: FITTE HÖ HÖ: YOU ARE SO TIGHT WHY DONT YOU DEAL WITH YOUR FEAR AND COME BACK AND FUCK ME: comme les garcon LIKE THE GARRISON: SOM GARNITYRET: PIPE DOWN: PIPE AWAY: MY SON: I AM YOUR FATHER I MADE YOU LOOK THIS SILLY: I MADE YOU THIS MACHO SCARED OF FEELINGS AND NOW THAT YOU ARE CLOSED AND BOARDED UP LIKE HOTEL BULGARIA I SEE THAT MY WORK HERE IS DONE: YOU ARE FINALLY THA MAN NOBODY WANTS TO BE: PIPE AWAY NOW: GET DOWN GET DOWN: Every time we have sex I feel all these feelings it is uncomfortable. Im a mango, my Sword is inside it. God is in the mango is Penelope cruzifix. Penelope chrushed. chrushed by ....Animal crushing. Stomp it out load. loud. Stomp your tender loin sir tenderloin. Deep fried fingers of mylady. Deep fry fisting. Dantes deep fried fisting inferno night on fridays. Night on the nice rocks. Rock n roll thats what we are here for absolutely nutting say it again i say hm hooo what is it good for absolutely nutting. Can we ever get enough good sex. no. but we can try. Tror du de har filmat ett akvarium?
Dette er ikke svinets röst det er vaar röst, svinstina og grislisas spede röst: oink oink
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY YOU LIKE IT BETTER SAY YOU HATE IT THATS THE THRUTH EXACTLY WHEN WE GO DANCING I DONT WONT TO BE BOTHERED JUST WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY REAL LOVE AND AND AND...
IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAME WE ARE SUPPOSED TO INTUITIVELY KNOW THE RULES TO? EVERY TIME PEOPLE SAY THESE NICE THINGS THEY ACTUALLY MEAN I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO. ID RATHER BE NAIVE THAN CONSTIPATED DAS LEBEN KANN GROSSARTICH SEIN IF EVERYBODY WOULD JUST STOP LYING IT WOULD BE O SO MUCH EASIER TO NAVIGATE: venstre höyre hei og hä? hae? WHO ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHOU ART THOU? IM WAITING FOR YOU. SOM ET PIPEORGEL. THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL THERE IS NO MASQUERADE:DDkkk its completely empty i live here with my kinky girlfire she will come home tomorrow so please fulfill my dream and assfuck me while there is still time while i sleep while you drink tea while i lay here like a dead fish and look sacred. sushi fish sushi fish. whats up with all the fish references?
if you smell like fish go to the doctor its not supposed to be like that. dont give up. you still have freinds. and freud. and fun and the doctor most of all. Everything hurts the knees the hearts the back and everybody hurls sometimes. sulten cat. husk greedy cat när du kommer hjem. alt dette babblet om sex i cant walk straight:
Sulten kät og redd kan det bli verre? ja. Transsylvanian cocky mime with raspustina og raspulisa. ö. öde ö.
...so you say its no gut to run but it feels so much bezzer now that its done...
You make your own stalkers and thats gut. Then you take the afri cola and Peyote kann grossartich sein. Then you take Berlin. Then you take em all. And no, you are not the one who inflicts pain (b i t t e r) Thats our job.
Your love is something I cannot believe in. Now that I have sucked and fucked my way to a free ticket im sure as hell gonna go to your concert to laugh at you. Im so cheap im for free. Im a cheap recurring blue monday. endsnejghkshdlik.
D friday. d-day. Independence day. Be proud of thyself thy demon.
Hear ye hear ye:
Its better to be the prostitute in the shitty ass sado club with three cocks in ear giving you a free ticket to the biggest show on earth, than the whore on the streets or the slave by your side ye old ball and chain.
Hear ye hear ye abandon all hope ye who enter here. Where were you when we called the police?
Sons of slippery - who are they? Last time I heard they were cocky ass mimes in berlin? Raspustina and Raspulisa the old witches in by slaves picked cotton hair in hollowland 2 - Vive la revolution vive la france! We have come to an understanding thats is why we refuse to. We refuse to take hints and we do not lay by the rules, we cheat in poker and billjard and rugby and fia med knuff so all you eager beavers be gone. Be gone i say. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Curs ye. School of seduction. Bring your gay friends, ease my mexican pain. Eat my mexican pie.
Dont be so hard on your self dont be all hard by yourself and please change and be nice. We can make it harder for you than your ever thought psycically pyssible. epuis. bom bom. kakkerallakaakam boom ich bin die stimme von der käse. Ich habe etwas mitgebracht. chai undt permanent. mein hertz kjennt.
Welcome: This party will go on alll night we have performance and music and we are famous and will go on all night and you will not notice the difference between tape and livemusic we are so minimalistic we dont even exicst we are so nonexcistent tant we are dead fishes welcome to our show. I have to hide and we sort of invited you but you didt understand that we didnt mean it. REFUSAL TO TAKE HINTS WHEN YOU SAY THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU MAN I NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU I HAVE SO MUCH FUN WE CAN PLAY SING AND DANCE TOGETHER IVE DREAMT ABOUT THIS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE IM OVERTHROWN BY THIS YOU FEEL LIKE HOME TO ME IM AFRAID TO LOOSE YOU PLEASE STAY IN MY LIFE I AM CRAZY ABOUT YOU HOW CAN YOU EVEN QUESTION THAT THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING. THIS IS DESTINY CAFE DESTINA YOU ARE LUCKY TO MEET ME YOU NEED TIME YOU NEED TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS YOUR ALL POWERFUL EMOTIONS YOU NEED TO GO ON AND ON LIKE A DURACELL RABBBIT AND CHASE MY EGO TILL IT EXPLODES IM GOING TO EXPLODE INSIDE YOU: tant tant: I WANT YOU BUT IM NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU YOU WILL ONLY HURT YOURSELF IM SHARP AS PAPER: I HAVE EDGE: IM A BEAUTIFUL MAN: FITTE HÖ HÖ: YOU ARE SO TIGHT WHY DONT YOU DEAL WITH YOUR FEAR AND COME BACK AND FUCK ME: comme les garcon LIKE THE GARRISON: SOM GARNITYRET: PIPE DOWN: PIPE AWAY: MY SON: I AM YOUR FATHER I MADE YOU LOOK THIS SILLY: I MADE YOU THIS MACHO SCARED OF FEELINGS AND NOW THAT YOU ARE CLOSED AND BOARDED UP LIKE HOTEL BULGARIA I SEE THAT MY WORK HERE IS DONE: YOU ARE FINALLY THA MAN NOBODY WANTS TO BE: PIPE AWAY NOW: GET DOWN GET DOWN: Every time we have sex I feel all these feelings it is uncomfortable. Im a mango, my Sword is inside it. God is in the mango is Penelope cruzifix. Penelope chrushed. chrushed by ....Animal crushing. Stomp it out load. loud. Stomp your tender loin sir tenderloin. Deep fried fingers of mylady. Deep fry fisting. Dantes deep fried fisting inferno night on fridays. Night on the nice rocks. Rock n roll thats what we are here for absolutely nutting say it again i say hm hooo what is it good for absolutely nutting. Can we ever get enough good sex. no. but we can try. Tror du de har filmat ett akvarium?
Dette er ikke svinets röst det er vaar röst, svinstina og grislisas spede röst: oink oink
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY YOU LIKE IT BETTER SAY YOU HATE IT THATS THE THRUTH EXACTLY WHEN WE GO DANCING I DONT WONT TO BE BOTHERED JUST WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY REAL LOVE AND AND AND...
IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAME WE ARE SUPPOSED TO INTUITIVELY KNOW THE RULES TO? EVERY TIME PEOPLE SAY THESE NICE THINGS THEY ACTUALLY MEAN I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO. ID RATHER BE NAIVE THAN CONSTIPATED DAS LEBEN KANN GROSSARTICH SEIN IF EVERYBODY WOULD JUST STOP LYING IT WOULD BE O SO MUCH EASIER TO NAVIGATE: venstre höyre hei og hä? hae? WHO ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHOU ART THOU? IM WAITING FOR YOU. SOM ET PIPEORGEL. THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL THERE IS NO MASQUERADE:DDkkk its completely empty i live here with my kinky girlfire she will come home tomorrow so please fulfill my dream and assfuck me while there is still time while i sleep while you drink tea while i lay here like a dead fish and look sacred. sushi fish sushi fish. whats up with all the fish references?
if you smell like fish go to the doctor its not supposed to be like that. dont give up. you still have freinds. and freud. and fun and the doctor most of all. Everything hurts the knees the hearts the back and everybody hurls sometimes. sulten cat. husk greedy cat när du kommer hjem. alt dette babblet om sex i cant walk straight:
Sulten kät og redd kan det bli verre? ja. Transsylvanian cocky mime with raspustina og raspulisa. ö. öde ö.
mandag 2. juni 2008
we came so hard we nearly blacked out
Sons of liberty
We never change
We are still here dude
New projects coming up in a larger ass scale
Escapism of gigantic proportions.
We can do: openings, clubs, bars, jokes, porn, television and EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
Give me my bong back bitch!
Next up we will travel, we are looking forward. We löve you and miss you.
Final fantasy: Sons of liberty 5 or 6 or something.
Write it down:
Final fantasy!!!
And again
Final Fantasy
This projects contains. We are not sure if we will bring it on to the big stage or defragment it into smaller tents in your garden and in your livingroom. Tell us what you want us to do. We love you, we are here and there for you. Don..t do reality checks - we tried it, it hurts.
we came so hard we nearly blacked out.
we will be sneaking around the world for the next year,
bloodsucking our way through transylvania and knaske tørre
hudlignende kjeks med paven i rom på hans balkong. innføre
armageddon i new york en gang for alle ved å senke
husleiene drastisk og bo der en stund.
we are a lot of things. mostly we are out of here.
We are going to videoblogg on youtube, watch http://sonsofliberty-hallojs.blogspot.com/ for more information
WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID BOREDOM
send us your favourite songs and we will make a cd for you
with our cover versions or we will come to your home and
perform them with a small electric piano and maraccas
formed as skulls. we will come and watch video with you,
we will even bring the video. invite us anywhere to
anything, and we will be there. as a rule.
You call us. You pay for the call. We offer sexual service,
tarot readings and that stuff that Dr Phil does. We can talk
dirty for hours. We can even come to your house and talk
dirty for food or beverages for hours. We can read you
dirty novels in funny dialects over the phone or live or
send you a recording of it. For hours. We are bored but not
boring. We live in scandinavia. Don..t be afraid. If you
f---k with us we promise you will have a good time. If you
f---k with us we f---k your mother and she will have a
swell time. We also do home made trash porn personalized
for your every twist and desire. We can cheer you up and
suicide will never cross your mind again. Cross fingers.
call repeatedly and we will turn you into a vampire. pull
out all your teeth. beat up handsome men that torture you
with their unaccessible beauty. dress up as ground-hogs and
frolic in your garden. bask in sin on patio. give you a free
haircut. pick all the apples we can carry, and watch us run
away with the loot up to five times a day. sit with you and
comment anything that happens, with distaste. we are also
availiable for snowball fights, and late at night call us
and we will show up and walk you home for the price of the
cab to where you might be.
Completely re decorate your house and entire building with
match and wood, huff and puff, wake you up every morning by
humping and pumping on your belly, keep you up all night
with sing and dance, do eatable non-continental breakfast, be your wife and your wääääfe, recite the entire LOTR
trilogy while making puppets of troll deg and your clothes
and cutlery, we can hang with you like saddam, we can be
horny and afraid for you (kåt og reidd) Vi are HIJOS DE
FRUTAS and if you have a psychological problem, which is that you never think, call us and we will explain in depth
why few things are more turn-off than tango. instant
asshole, just add booze.
mail us today and we will send you phone number fro free,
and throw in a couple of extra numbers from our contact lists!!
and if you are feeling like you want to experience being a
woman we will call you up to tell you 70 times a day that
all the things you love doing are unnatural for you. male
activities such as drinking alcohol and having sex.
Check us out!
We never change
We are still here dude
New projects coming up in a larger ass scale
Escapism of gigantic proportions.
We can do: openings, clubs, bars, jokes, porn, television and EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
Give me my bong back bitch!
Next up we will travel, we are looking forward. We löve you and miss you.
Final fantasy: Sons of liberty 5 or 6 or something.
Write it down:
Final fantasy!!!
And again
Final Fantasy
This projects contains. We are not sure if we will bring it on to the big stage or defragment it into smaller tents in your garden and in your livingroom. Tell us what you want us to do. We love you, we are here and there for you. Don..t do reality checks - we tried it, it hurts.
we came so hard we nearly blacked out.
we will be sneaking around the world for the next year,
bloodsucking our way through transylvania and knaske tørre
hudlignende kjeks med paven i rom på hans balkong. innføre
armageddon i new york en gang for alle ved å senke
husleiene drastisk og bo der en stund.
we are a lot of things. mostly we are out of here.
We are going to videoblogg on youtube, watch http://sonsofliberty-hallojs.blogspot.com/ for more information
WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID BOREDOM
send us your favourite songs and we will make a cd for you
with our cover versions or we will come to your home and
perform them with a small electric piano and maraccas
formed as skulls. we will come and watch video with you,
we will even bring the video. invite us anywhere to
anything, and we will be there. as a rule.
You call us. You pay for the call. We offer sexual service,
tarot readings and that stuff that Dr Phil does. We can talk
dirty for hours. We can even come to your house and talk
dirty for food or beverages for hours. We can read you
dirty novels in funny dialects over the phone or live or
send you a recording of it. For hours. We are bored but not
boring. We live in scandinavia. Don..t be afraid. If you
f---k with us we promise you will have a good time. If you
f---k with us we f---k your mother and she will have a
swell time. We also do home made trash porn personalized
for your every twist and desire. We can cheer you up and
suicide will never cross your mind again. Cross fingers.
call repeatedly and we will turn you into a vampire. pull
out all your teeth. beat up handsome men that torture you
with their unaccessible beauty. dress up as ground-hogs and
frolic in your garden. bask in sin on patio. give you a free
haircut. pick all the apples we can carry, and watch us run
away with the loot up to five times a day. sit with you and
comment anything that happens, with distaste. we are also
availiable for snowball fights, and late at night call us
and we will show up and walk you home for the price of the
cab to where you might be.
Completely re decorate your house and entire building with
match and wood, huff and puff, wake you up every morning by
humping and pumping on your belly, keep you up all night
with sing and dance, do eatable non-continental breakfast, be your wife and your wääääfe, recite the entire LOTR
trilogy while making puppets of troll deg and your clothes
and cutlery, we can hang with you like saddam, we can be
horny and afraid for you (kåt og reidd) Vi are HIJOS DE
FRUTAS and if you have a psychological problem, which is that you never think, call us and we will explain in depth
why few things are more turn-off than tango. instant
asshole, just add booze.
mail us today and we will send you phone number fro free,
and throw in a couple of extra numbers from our contact lists!!
and if you are feeling like you want to experience being a
woman we will call you up to tell you 70 times a day that
all the things you love doing are unnatural for you. male
activities such as drinking alcohol and having sex.
Check us out!
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